Dirty Porn for Dirty Minds
Use My Daughter - The Bookie
Posted on 11/29/2007 at 3:31:46 PM
Let me tell you about what happened to me this week. I was fucking minding my own business, trying to get my piece of crap lawnmower to start when out of nowhere some guy sucker punched me. I was pretty angry but I guess I can’t complain, it was my bookie. I’ve owed him money for a couple months now and he came to collect. If you ask me, it’s all his fault. He should’ve never taken the bet, because we all know I don’t have any money. He seemed pretty serious about wanting his money and even threatening me.
That’s when my old brain started smoking. I asked him how much having my daughter fuck him would be worth. Turns out it would wipe out my debts and for once my daughter didn’t complain. She fucked him to save my ass and for once she didn’t complain about me pimping out her slutty.