Use My Daughter - Ticket Scam
Posted on 11/29/2007 at 3:31:45 PM
What’s up losers. Pimping out my daughter isn’t my only scam. She gives away way too much for free when I’m not around and it cuts into my profits. By profits, I mean beer money. Since it’s the middle of football season right now, I’ve been running a con that works every year. I put an ad in the paper, saying I have a bunch of tickets sale. Of course, I’m broke I don’t have any tickets, but they come to my house with a pocket full of money. That’s how I met this scum bag, Vanilla.
Vanilla (what hippy parents would name there kid that?) came over and didn’t get the hint that he should just give me his money. I ended up having to physically take it from him. I was about to give him a real ass whooping when my daughter saved his scrawny ass. He ends up giving me the money, a hundred bucks to fuck my daughter. She had no idea that he was paying to fuck her, she thought that she was just pitty fucking him. What a dumb slut.
Anyways, I’m off to the liquor store. Make sure you check out all the videos and pictures at Use My Daughter.
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